No phone, no internet, no electricity: “It’s Africa” they all say. I say “arghhhhhh” I mean, I can do without my phone and electricity, but no internet? That’s just a cruel and unusual punishment.
We’ve now left the lovely Benguerra Island behind and, in a bizarre exercise in logistics (it’s Africa), flew south for a night in Maputo, then far north for a night on the Ilha de Mozambique. This is a UNESCO world heritage site that is crumbling down around them, yet could be a pretty remarkable destination if they had any money to put into it. UNESCO grants its status, but won’t grant money, and the locals certainly don’t have any (it’s Africa). It’s definitely worth a visit, but fat chance of getting me back there without internet. I’m surprised we were even able to get dinner the number of times the electricity went out. The waiter was in the middle of pouring me a vodka when we were plunged into darkness the first time. Now I can do without dinner but give the girl a drink at least. In the background, a spectacular lightning display unfolded and we were able to see what we were eating between flashes and a well placed torch. This must be what roughing it feels like 🙂
Three roofs blew off during the night but I slept like a baby courtesy of the 5am trip to the airport, two hour flight, then a two hour drive to get here. The next morning we went on a tour of the palace (former Governor’s mansion) and the church. Hysterically our guide at the church delivered his tour entirely in Portuguese, but we managed to get the gist of it, I think. He certainly understood the tip (it’s Africa). Some things are universal.